Yuletide has opened and despite not having done the exchange for a while I am indirectly gifted, in that there are now multiple NBO fanfics in the archive: check me out, ma, I'm a fandom.

SO

THE MARZIPAN ORTOLANS HAD BISCUIT SKELETONS THAT WENT CRUNCH CRUNCH
and NINE WROTE ME ASAH COFFEE SHOP AU FANFIC WHERE EL ALACRAN IS STILL A MASSIVE SCORPION BUT HE'S A BARISTA

And I'm very, very happy with all of thisIt's been such a fucking horrendous year and I'm perversely having such a good birthday as the world COLLAPSES LIKE A FUCKING ( Read more... )

ADMIN

More filth

Rank & Filed: Gangbang in a barracks by Max Stroke

I wish I could churn these out more quickly because goddamn being a feckless homosexual is expensive.

FANDOM!

RUTHI DUN A FANFIC OF THE NEXT BIG ONE <3 <3 <3

Please tell her how great she is!

Poetry

Ganymede

Things!

1. New job started today. 'Twas manageable.
2. I hand-fed a squirrel on my lunchbreak.
3. I have climbed up and down about 400 stairs, give or take ten.
4. Post deliveries lately have included a new camera, a very large photo book about weaponry, which Lindsay has abducted despite it not being for him, We Have Always ( Read more... )

Here is a list of my Christmas presents:

Orpheus, to No One But Himself (As Meat Loves Salt, PG, mostly Jacob Cullen).

EVERYTHING I WANTED.

That is all the Christmas present I needed.

Adventures

+ In which Lawrence of Arabia is observed on the big screen, and Delilah punches her boyfriend in the knee in excitement, and makes prologi cry ( Read more... )

It's time to play "How much motivation does Delilah have to do any work":

A. None
B. None
C. Approximately fuck all
D. No seriously none

Jess wrote this amazeballs poem :D

NaNo
Chapter Eight: De-mob-cracy [password: blackmagic]
Current overall wordcount: 35,400
predicted date for reaching 50k: the 9th
Incidences of "don't wanna": about ten
Amount I am looking forwards to what I have to write tomorrow: 0%
Degree I wish my job would just finish so I can stop getting up while it's dark: QUITE HIGH

FIC REC! EXCITED FIC ( Read more... )

I've had kind of a shit day. On the plus side, when I'd finished being furious I managed to knock out some more words on my pointless shitty non-book that no one will ever buy, so I'm at least wasting my time on something that sounds like productivity.

I did also start reading Whispers Underground, because Ben Aaronovitch ( Read more... )

Blog Posts

100 Works of Art: (Visual) Christ Crowned With Thorns, Dirk Bouts

Recs

Frustrated by the lack of Ichi the Killer vids, Jess made one. Kakihara-centric.
I've Been Hurting also by swear_jar, short Johnny Quid fight_bingo fic.

Poetry

Mslexia won't take it let's face it